The fastest way to reach me
Text a photo, get a straight answer
Text the photo to (406) 555-0106. Say where you saw it and since when. I read texts at the end of each field day, so you'll hear back that night or the next morning.
What helps
One clear photo, from a foot or two away
Something in the picture for size, like a coin or your hand
Where in the house or yard, and since when
Gates, dogs and how to find you, if you want a visit
What you'll hear
Three kinds of answer
It's nothing to treat
A lot of what turns up needs nothing done. I'll say so, and what to do about it, if anything.
It's mine to treat
I'll say what it is, what I'd do and when I can come. The quote is written, after I have looked.
It's for someone else
Wildlife, termites, bed bugs, grain bins. I'll tell you who to try.
About the photo text
Does the photo cost anything?
No. I don't charge to look at a photo.
Can you tell the pest from a photo every time?
Not always. A blurry photo or a pest that's hidden may need a visit. I'll say if I can't tell.
Do you share my photos?
No. I use them to answer you. Don't send photos with faces or house numbers in them if you'd rather they weren't.
What if I can't text?
Call (406) 555-0106 and leave a message. I'll call back that day or the next morning.
Have one on your phone already?
Text it now. You'll hear from me by tomorrow morning.